So with Josh Allen, Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, and Aaron Rodgers squaring off this weekend, naturally I am kicking off the body of the final Walkthrough of the year with Corey Bojorquez. (Years of success in the sports journalism game have trained me to write sizzling leads. If you aren't happy in a relationship, just walk away from that relationship on your own terms waving your Super Bowl rings in their faces! It's that easy!ĬARSON: Even if it means getting involved with Josh McDaniels?īRADY: Wait … I thought we were talking about Josh McDaniels.īuffalo Bills punter Corey Bojorquez averaged 50.8 gross yards per punt this season, tied for the fourth-highest average in NFL history and just the eighth time a punter has averaged 50-plus yards. JARED: I think I hear a replacement counselor coming. RODGERS: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe LaFLEUR: We are really going to put everything on Allen Lazard and Marquez Valdes-Scantling's shoulders. RODGERS: Yeah, outsmart them, that makes sense, cool cool cool cool cool. That would be playing right into their hands. LaFLEUR: And we don't want to rely too much on Davante Adams. LaFLEUR: We're going to really emphasize run-pass balance this week. LaFLEUR: Hey Aaron, I am here to drop off your lunch and this week's game plan. But I have learned to meet my new partner halfway, and we are both much happier. Well, I was a much, much better quarterback, but still: I pouted and wheedled to get my way.
RODGERS: Listen, buddy: I was in your shoes once. In Carson's case, that might also mean being a little less of a Whiny Hiney.ĬARSON: I'm not a whiner! Who says I'm a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiner? I'll have them fired! In your case, that might mean becoming a bit more spontaneous and decisive. But you should do more to make him want to stay with you. JARED: What about me? What can I do? Maybe I should scramble more. There's a crisis intervention team that meets on Wednesdays. RODGERS: Deshaun, I am sorry, this is not the forum for your situation. RODGERS: Again, I don't want things to be derailed…ĭESHAUN: I went into Cal's office to straighten things out last week and he was sitting cross-legged on a pillow with some weirdo, burning incense and chanting "winnerwinnerchickendinnerwinnerwinnerchickendinner." RODGERS: I don't mean to interrupt, Deshaun, but…ĭESHAUN: It got so bad that my fans tried to hold a march for me. It's rare that everything is obviously one-sided.ĭESHAUN: Hey everybody. There's give and take in most relationships. RODGERS: Oooh, I don't think any of us like the sound of that. But I may get into a rebound relationship with Josh McDaniels. How is that working out for you?ĬARSON: I am not sure yet. That never works out, does it Carson?ĬARSON: Maybe it does. JARED: I don't want him to take me back just for the sake of my contract.
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